By Jackson Bowersock-JohnsonSo I get up this morning and looked out the window. I was like “What-the what? Where did all the snow go?”
I cried out in agony “No snow gods! Why has thou taken all of my snow?” I hurried back to the door, knowing the snow gods would realize their mistake and place the snow back.
So I got on my paws and prayed. “Dear snow gods, please return my snow.”
I ran to the TV and flipped it to the new Dog Channel on DirectTv knowing that there must be special coverage. Sure enough, a dog treat bulletin was flashing at the bottom of the screen. Apparently a Texas hooker had stolen all the snow.
Mean Texas hooker!