Roger the cardinal was enjoying his early afternoon banter with friend Johan when he noticed something strange. It was an odd looking bird, a quite large bird, a big bird. And this big bird was snapping pictures of him. “How dare he.” Thought Roger. If Roger were a big bird himself, he might have flogged this peeping tom. But, alas, he is a small, though quite handsome, flyer. And with that thought, he flew away.