It was a beautiful day today in Ohio. The sun was out and in a good mood. The sky was a solid blue. The birds were dancing to and fro, singing their favorite melodies. The signs of the approaching spring were everywhere. But something was wrong with the cows. They were in a foul mood. It seems something has upset them. They’d been receiving texts, tweets and emails from their British cousins and were all up in hooves about the horse meat scandal. They just couldn’t understand why folks were so outraged at the thought of eating horse. They had finally come to the conclusion that horses were just better than them.