It was a cold snowy Ohio day when Phillipp’s life changed. Just out of university, he’d been drifting, not sure what to do. Lonely, broke and depressed, he made his way to a local park. Looking to be alone, he was angered to see a large gaggle of geese occupying the pond. He didn’t care too much for geese. They were big dumb bruits with a funny accent. Leaving, not paying attention, he bumped into her, his future. His future was named Priscilla and she was beautiful. As the snow fell about them, their eyes slowly met and everything finally made sense. Even today, after twenty-five ducklings and years of bliss, he still blushes at the thought of her.